It looks like my lethargy is hanging over my like a black cloud again. At least its shady down here. Its not motivation i've been lacking over the past few days. I have that in spades. Its just been ground to a fine paste thanks to shoddy groupwork and the prospect of conquering that mountainous pile of horse dung I call chores.
It appears to be something Naomi shares as well. If you haven't already guessed, Naomi is my new love interest. Things moved pretty fast for us, as it often does for me these past few relationships but its still a change I welcome. Having done enough lovey dovey blogs in the past, i'm just going to sit this one out and see how it unfolds. I'm certainly very fond of her though. Being an excellent writer as well a painter, she is quite unlike anyone i've gone out with so far.
But, as always, I digress.
Tomorrow Chris the assembly guy is popping over to fix up a few small pieces of furniture as well as make some custom adjustments to a few of my existing ones. Essentially some cuts need to be made to ensure that I can easily access plug points my wardrobe and AV cabinet are currently covering.
I suppose another cause for concern is the passing of the closing date for many job application intakes. I've sent a fair few resumes out but there's always that nagging feeling you get at the back of your mind that tells you you could have done more.
And I will.
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Ahem. You made me blush. Again! I guess that's why you left these comments on a public domain where you knew they would eventually be probed in many disturbing ways by my brain.
And I thought people only saw my painting and writing as outlets for the thoughts of an awkward person who cannot communicate properly through speaking normally...people....to faces...stuff...
Of course, I see some interesting creative synergy happening between us. You're lethargic? Tricked me. You always seem to be brimming to the edge with energy and ideas. If you weren't so determined for that IT/Business position, you could be a full-time muse. Hey, if it weren't for those ugly bruises on your face you'd be a good looker too. See, I am great at this complimenting stuff! And to think I always thought that to complement was to add up to 90 degrees.
Anyway. I hope you read this and didn't delete it in reflex to the first two sentences.
P.S. Where is my tasty torture scene? I'm raring to read it!
By the way, what is a "lovey dovey" blog? "Ooh....my heart's fluttering like a paranoid hummingbird on a triple dose of crystal meth and caffeine. I seem to be walking on air with every step (even Jesus wasn't that good). My darling, you are a breath of fresh air reviving my stagnant life; a shaft of sunlight penetrating the darkness of my heart. I can't stop thinking about you. I'm awake at an ungodly hour, sweating my glands to barren, bone dry emptiness as turbulent thoughts of our encounter today whip up a feverish tempest in my mind. etc etc" :P
I don't need no penis pump! All I have to do is wear my Superman boxers and all will be set right again. That, and consume copious amounts of Horny Goat Weed pills. Mmm.....weeeeeeed piiiiiiiilllls.
If that doesn't work out imma go visit the Sexpo and pick up 3 of my best friends, the novelty vibrator, the rubber fist, and lubricant. I might leave out that last item if i'm feeling particularly hardcore. Or swap it for a Cat o' Nine Tails. *insert whipping sound here*
Did I really make you blush? Through cyberspace!? Damn, i'm good!
Yes i'm lethargic. I neglected to mention that the demon I call a ferret has almost driven me from my bed. I've been sleeping on the couch for a few days now. I need to buy some beaver tranquilisers or something. Anything. Not for me, for 1-UP.
Torture scene? I guess I could whip something up. Get it? WHIP!? Aha! Ha! ha....blurgh. Gimme a bit. Besides, why should I give you ideas on how to violate me further? As for my face, I ain't bruised no more, so clearly the bruiser needs to step up and 'reload' the bruisee.
Man, you 'torrent of passion' entry is WAY too well constructed. Admit it, you're moonlighting as one of them female romance novelists aren't you? The one with titles like "Lust in the Stables" or "Butternut Squash". Are you Danielle Steele!? If so, I could do with an autograph.
Speaking of autographs, don't forget to bring Good Omens tomorrow to get Neil Gaiman's autograph. And dress inappropriately. Woot!
Erm, I think these comments are getting a little bit inappropriate for the general audiance hmm?
Yeah you're probably right. But then again I have more fingers on my hand than readers so I might as well spice things up a bit :)
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